I would make poop dayglow colors so that all the shitty people would glow brightly!

I left a note on my bf's car late one night. It was in an envelope marked "read after work." He followed instructions. In the note was a scenario about how he had a maid and his normal matronly maid was on vacation, but had sent someone to fill in for her. When he got home, I was in his house wearing a French Maid outfit (with no panties) and ( Read more... )